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Style of a full-page magazine ad:
You wouldn't buy our shitty cars.
<Picture of a large uglymobile>
So we'll be taking your money anyway.
The Bailout. Coming this January.
You probably thought it was smart to buy a foreign import of superior quality, with better mileage and resale value. Maybe you even thought that years of market share loss might prod us into rethinking our process and redesigning our products with better quality in mind. But you forgot one thing: We spend a shitload of money on lobbyists. So now you're out $25 billion, plus the cost of your Subaru. Maybe next time you'll buy American like a real man. Either way, we're cool.
<Logos of GM, Chrysler, and Ford>
We're The Big Three. We Don't Need to Compete.TM