I'm on steroid eyedrops, and will be for the next few days. Every time I take them I find myself humming the Skeleton Song and wishing some premed would come up with a set of filk lyrics —
The eyball's connected to the tear duct;So I could have relevant lyrics to run through my head for the fifteen minutes of sneezing and snuffling to follow, culminating in the acrid taste in the back of my throat....
The tear-duct's connected to the ....
(Though it occurs to me it could be worse: Some genius could decide to "fix" the nasty aftertaste by making the eyedrops "cherry" flavored...) ;^)