Alex (yakshaver) wrote,


When I got home a few minutes ago, I was grabbing my stuff out of the back, not paying much attention to the keyring in my other hand, when I accidentally set off my car alarm. Only two bleats before I found the damned button (on purpose this time!) to shut the thing off, and I didn't see any lights come on at the neighbors, so I'm hoping I didn't disturb anyone's sleep.

Every time a car alarm mine has gone off, it's been a false alarm. Every time I've heard a car alarm, and been able to determine (or unable to avoid determining!) which car was making the noise, it's been a false alarm. Next time I buy a car, I'm absolutely making them show me only cars in which I can disable the alarm, and where they'll show me how. (The salesman lied to me about this one having an alarm. What I get for believing a salesman. (Well, and for giving away what answer I wanted.))

Car alarms have been the butt of jokes pretty much as long as they've been common. They're so useless — and have always been so useless — that I find myself wondering if they weren't a necessary prerequisite to the TSA. If Americans hadn't grown used, over the preceding 20 years, to the most conspicuous example of "security" in their lives being something that generated a lot of inconvenience for no good purpose, would we ever have accepted the TSA?
Tags: security-theater
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